A New Science Fiction Comedy Book: UFO Farmers by Dan McGrath
| A Hilarious New Science Fiction Comedy Adventure: UFO Farmers |
Just Released! Be among the first to read UFO Farmers.
When two Texas farmers unearth a thousand-year-old flying saucer, their simple country life takes an intergalactic turn for the absurd. Donny, a die-hard UFO conspiracy buff, finally gets his “I told you so” moment – dragging his sarcastic and skeptical friend Pablo into the most chaotic, side-splitting space adventure of the century.
Before they can say “We come in peace,” the two are hurtling through the cosmos, dodging trigger-happy lizard people, getting seduced by a telepathic blue alien, suffering abuse from their ship’s snarky AI, and discovering that not only is Bigfoot real – he’s also the galaxy’s worst prison warden. Oh, and they might be humanity’s only hope against total annihilation. No pressure.
A fast-paced, irreverent, and wildly entertaining sci-fi comedy, UFO Farmers is perfect for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy, Red Dwarf, Resident Alien, Futurama, and The Orville.
UAPs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, ancient aliens and conspiracy theories are hilariously sent-up as this book tackles life’s biggest questions – Are we alone? Who’s really in charge? Why do tacos taste different in zero gravity? – and answers them with gut-busting hilarity.
If you like your space adventures ridiculous, action-packed, and a little bit inappropriate – congratulations, you’ve found your next favorite book.
Warning: Reading UFO Farmers may cause sudden bursts of laughter, loss of faith in government cover-ups, and an uncontrollable urge to scan the night sky for “drones” and “weather balloons.”
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Just finished reading UFO FARMERS and was pleasantly surprised. It was a fun & quick read. Thank you for your efforts and truly, I look forward to a Sequel‼️
An Observation Mr. McGrath: Clicky’s # designation: 7779311 >>> I am taking a wild-guess here but did you randomly pick that # for his ID or,,,,, was it because you heard a song by the R&B “The TIME” from their 1982 Album ‘What Time is It?” (it was the 2nd song)…. Anyhow, just a fun observation from a music freak like I am… Keep up the Good Work & Surprises…
Hey, Toby! Thanks for taking the time to leave your feedback on UFO Farmers. I really appreciate hearing from readers. You nailed it. You’re the first person to catch that Easter Egg (I kinda feel like you should win some sort of prize for that – How about a signed copy?). It’s a pretty old reference by now, but I absolutely love The Time and figured it would amuse the fellow fans who’d catch it – like yourself!
I’d be grateful for a review or rating on Amazon – or where ever you happened upon the book!
I’ve begun plotting out a sequel and will publish it as long as the average rating and sales hold up. Donny and Pablo have become my new favorite imaginary friends to write about.
Hi
Please continue this series!!!
Your Book Was Laugh Out Loud Funny. Don’t look further, get this book now. I left a review on Amazon which I rarely do.
The duo of Donny and Pablo are in the same company as Laurel and Hardy and Abbott and Costello.
I enjoyed this book very very much. The wit and humorous settings were out of this world. It is a fast paced series of misadventures that flow seamlessly from one to another.
The only downside of this book was that it came to an end, but it left plenty of room for sequels.
Please continue…
Thank you very much for this great read
Hi, Gregg! Thank you so much for the feedback. You put Donny and Pablo in good company! I appreciate the review. I’ve been jotting down some fun ideas for the further misadventures of my silly Texas duo.